bagmilk:

i thought this bitch was like 12

bagmilk:

i thought this bitch was like 12

dutchster:

miscaitlin:

iphone5si:

miscaitlin:

i rly need to pee but I don’t want to get up

so glad I’m a boy and can just pee out the window

can a boy pls confirm this

as a boy i can confirm it is possible to pee out the window but you still need to get up to pee out the window

wtvrmom:

whats obama’s last name

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

sharpedont:

sharpedont:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

dangering:

My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart